P. J. O'Rourke Famous Quotes
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P. J. O'Rourke Famous Quotes

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Newsmen believe that news is a tacitly acknowledged fourth branch of the federal system. This is why most news about government sounds as if it were federally mandated -- serious, bulky and blandly worthwhile, like a high-fiber diet set in type.

-- P. J. O'Rourke
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Nothing bad is going to happen to us. If we get fired, it's not failure; its a midlife vocational reassessment.

-- P. J. O'Rourke
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There's no telling what might have happened to our defense budget if Saddam Hussein hadn't invaded Kuwait that August and set everyone gearing up for World War II. Can we count on Saddam Hussein to come along every year and resolve our defense-policy debates? Given the history of the Middle East, it's possible.

-- P. J. O'Rourke
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.

-- P. J. O'Rourke
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Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

-- P. J. O'Rourke
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