George Burns Famous Quotes
George Burns Famous Quotes
 




George Burns Famous Quotes

Famous Quotations, Quotes, Sayings, and Proverbs


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I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

-- George Burns
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

-- George Burns
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Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

-- George Burns
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With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

-- George Burns
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I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now -- I'm booked.

-- George Burns
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